fox's glacier mints

sionnach commented on the word fox's glacier mints

As a quick image search will confirm, the mascot beast is a polar bear, not a fox. We in the vulpine community are incensed at this travesty, and plan to pursue the matter in the highest tribunals of the land.

November 29, 2008

skipvia commented on the word fox's glacier mints

You might mention to those tribunals (and to the folks at Fox's Glacier Mints) that polar bears do not live anywhere near glaciers.

November 29, 2008

sionnach commented on the word fox's glacier mints

The polar bear up in my attic

Who monitors all things climatic

told me "All of the vapors

from those Iraqi capers

are deadly to creatures aquatic.

For example, there's my cousin Mo

Who lived on a floe down below

But holes in the ozone

Made his floe a no-go zone

And now Mo has got no place to go"

"In Russia conditions are drearier

For instance, in northern Siberia

young baby seals have

been mating with eels

I'd say more, but I don't want to skeer ya

In Bohemia's lush forest groves

People are panicking in droves

Screaming with fright, they're

Fleeing a new nightmare

Babies born with a face like Karl Rove's."

Until now, I confess, climatology

Was as boring to me as mycology

But the words of that bear

Were a genuine scare

And a reason to care 'bout ecology

Earth's fragile, a magical jewel.

Life bubbles in constant renewal

Extinguish the mystery

And go down in history

As earthkillers? No, that would be cruel.

November 29, 2008

skipvia commented on the word fox's glacier mints

Wow. I...wow.

November 29, 2008

sionnach commented on the word fox's glacier mints

Yes. We have doggerel for every occasion.

November 29, 2008

bilby commented on the word fox's glacier mints

Glad to hear it!

November 29, 2008

bilby commented on the word fox's glacier mints

You could hop over to Fox Glacier and do an image search. No wonder the glacier is retreating, what with all the mint harvesting going on.

December 1, 2008